Today is NATIONAL PLAYER PIANO DAY. ***MARLAR: Does anyone have one of these anymore? Not the electric kind, but the old antique versions?
Today is NATIONAL COFFEE ICE CREAM DAY. ***MARLAR: How can you go wrong combining your two favorite things in the world? In fact, since we have coffee ice cream – shouldn’t we also have ice-cream flavored coffee?
Today is SALAMI DAY. ***MARLAR: If you hear of someone holding a salami celebration today, don’t believe them... it’s bologna.
Today is RENT A MOVIE DAY and READ A BOOK DAY. ***MARLAR: Or watch a few movies that were based on best-selling novels and kill two birds with one stone. And do so while leaning against your player piano eating salami and coffee-flavored ice cream!