Today’s Weird Holidays – September 07, 2012

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Today is TURN A CARTWHEEL IN PUBLIC DAY.  ***MARLAR: My boss already did when I told him earlier that I was tendering my resignation.  When I told him I was just joking he stopped the cartwheels and became a sourpuss again.

Today is NATIONAL FEEL THE LOVE DAY. ***MARLAR: You pansy.

Today is NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN DAY.  ***MARLAR: Which either has something to do with the U.S. Postal Service deliverymen, or the expected weather here heading into Fall.

Today is GOOGLE COMMEMORATION DAY.  ***MARLAR: Ironically, I wasn’t exactly sure how to spell “Commemoration” so I had to Google it.

This is INTERNATIONAL HOUSEKEEPERS WEEK (September 4-10).  ***MARLAR: Which reminds me of how I never received my allowance when I was a kid.  My parents added an “addendum” and whenever I left something out that my mom had to pick up for me, a quarter was deducted from my five-dollar-a-week allowance.  She had to pick up my shirt off the floor?  Twenty-five cents.  GI Joe doll left out of the toy box?  Twenty-five cents.  A pair of underwear – fifty cents, because underwear is considered a pair.

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