Today is TURN A CARTWHEEL IN PUBLIC DAY. ***MARLAR: My boss already did when I told him earlier that I was tendering my resignation. When I told him I was just joking he stopped the cartwheels and became a sourpuss again.
Today is NATIONAL FEEL THE LOVE DAY. ***MARLAR: You pansy.
Today is NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN DAY. ***MARLAR: Which either has something to do with the U.S. Postal Service deliverymen, or the expected weather here heading into Fall.
Today is GOOGLE COMMEMORATION DAY. ***MARLAR: Ironically, I wasn’t exactly sure how to spell “Commemoration” so I had to Google it.
This is INTERNATIONAL HOUSEKEEPERS WEEK (September 4-10). ***MARLAR: Which reminds me of how I never received my allowance when I was a kid. My parents added an “addendum” and whenever I left something out that my mom had to pick up for me, a quarter was deducted from my five-dollar-a-week allowance. She had to pick up my shirt off the floor? Twenty-five cents. GI Joe doll left out of the toy box? Twenty-five cents. A pair of underwear – fifty cents, because underwear is considered a pair.