The Definition of MARLAR

 Just found this online. According to UrbanDictionary.com, the word “marlar” means, “to carry the entire burden of a group on ones back. To be the only reason others exist.” EXAMPLE: “Let me go ahead and marlar this one.” or “I am marlar hear me roar!!!” I particularly like that part about being the only reason others exist.  No wonder I’m […]

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Wine & Comedy

Just got booked to do a comedy show on April 18th for a wine-tasting party in Naperville, IL.  Not wine DRINKING, just wine TASTING.  I just don’t understand that.  That’s like getting a taste spoon of all of Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors, spitting out each one, then saying “no thanks, I’m just looking.”   photo credit: pedrosimoes7

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Problematic Printer Predicament

Twenty years ago, I figured I’d hardly ever use my computer. And since I don’t really care to play Solitaire, I didn’t buy one. However, about ten years ago I did buy my first computer and I can’t see life without it now. I don’t play any Solitaire whatsoever though… I spend all of my time getting ready for my radio show; […]

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Wearing Too Many Hats?

It’s what we say when we’re taking care of the responsibilities of several people at the office – particularly now due to all of the layoffs that have taken place.  “I’m wearing too many hats.” But c’mon, can we not come up with a better term than that?  It’s so yesterday.  It’s old-school.  Who even wearshats anymore?  If I were […]

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Say Hello To “Mr. Who’s Who!”

Gee, I am so special.  I just got an email from Strathmore’s Whos Who and apparently I’ve been accepted for inclusion in the 2009 edition.  Lucky me.  Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure I got an email from them last year telling me the same thing.  Gee… I really am a WHO’S WHO of people, aren’t I?! Well, […]

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Bobble Head Darren

A friend of mine decided to create a bobble head in my image… and sadly, it’s more handsome than I am.  The picture is a tad fuzzy, and I apologize for that.  For some reason my digital camera does not like taking closeup shots – but if I take the picture from a distance then you can’t see the bobble […]

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