December 13, 2017: Wednesday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171213 PDF: 20171213 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! The boss CANNOT force me to dress up like Santa Claus at the office party. He forgot my contract has a No Claus clause. PRESIDENTIAL WIT & WISDOM (click here to buy the book) (None on the weekends.) “There is no pleasure in having nothing to […]

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December 12, 2017: Tuesday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171212 PDF: 20171212 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! Good morning and welcome to (THE JOCK SHOW) – the absolute ultimate radio show.  And, much like everything else around Christmastime – some assembly required. I just read that over 70% of Americans have insufficient math skills. How pathetic. That’s almost half of our country! PRESIDENTIAL […]

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December 11, 2017: Monday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171211 PDF: 20171211 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! Welcome to (THE JOCK SHOW)! We’re here to have fun–although some restrictions may apply. PRESIDENTIAL WIT & WISDOM (click here to buy the book) (None on the weekends.) “If you don’t feel something strongly you’re not going to achieve.” – George W. Bush BIBLE VERSE OF […]

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December 10, 2017: Sunday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171210 PDF: 20171210 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! Welcome to (THE JOCK SHOW)! Please don’t stare at the radio because it’s not polite. PRESIDENTIAL WIT & WISDOM (click here to buy the book) (None on the weekends.) BIBLE VERSE OF THE DAY I tell you, whoever acknowledges me before men, the Son of Man […]

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December 09, 2017: Saturday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171209 PDF: 20171209 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! Welcome to (THE JOCK SHOW)! Batteries not included. PRESIDENTIAL WIT & WISDOM (click here to buy the book) (None on the weekends.) BIBLE VERSE OF THE DAY And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell […]

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December 08, 2017: Friday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171208 PDF: 20171208 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! Tune in tomorrow for the beginning of the show when I’ll say the very charming and witty thing I don’t have prepared to say right now. PRESIDENTIAL WIT & WISDOM (click here to buy the book) (None on the weekends.) “Determine never to be idle. No […]

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December 07, 2017: Thursday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171207 PDF: 20171207 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! Here at (THE JOCK SHOW), we believe there is a fine line between comedy and bad taste. For an example, keep listening! PRESIDENTIAL WIT & WISDOM (click here to buy the book) (None on the weekends.) “We did not come to fear the future. We came […]

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December 05, 2017: Tuesday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171205 PDF: 20171205 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! Well, Christmas must be comin’. I just saw (OUR NEWS DIRECTOR) wearing the earphones with the reindeer antlers. –HaLife I’m taking up a petition and gathering signatures to make it against the law to force a morning radio host to start working before noon. Sad news […]

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December 04, 2017: Monday ONAIRprep

PRINT VERSIONS OF TODAY’S PREP: ODT: 20171204 PDF: 20171204 ********** WELCOME TO THE SHOW! There’s a memo on the bulletin board from the boss. He says the station can’t afford a Christmas party this year. Although we are all welcome to drop by his house for a rousing game of Parcheesi. –HaLife PRESIDENTIAL WIT & WISDOM (click here to buy […]

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