Today is NATIONAL COFFEE MILKSHAKE DAY. ***MARLAR: Take your love for coffee and your love for iced coffee and kick it up a notch with a few scoops of vanilla ice cream. Oh yeah.
Today is FEED THE DUCKS DAY. ***MARLAR: Here’s an idea… how about feeding them… to the hungry?!
Today is the BIRTHDAY OF THE U.S. POST OFFICE. On July 26, 1775, the 2nd Continental Congress established the first formal postal system for the U.S. Benjamin Franklin became the first Postmaster General. ***MARLAR: Through rain, through sleet, through blinding snow, nothing will stop us from getting unwanted junk-mail to you!
Today is ALL OR NOTHING DAY. ***MARLAR: I have no idea what this is all about. How do you go about celebrating “All or Nothing”? You can’t do it half-heartedly, can you? After all, it’s ALL or NOTHING. So I’m leaning toward the latter of the two choices – and I’ll do my celebrating by doing nothing. But rest assured, I will put an “all or nothing” attitude behind it – giving my full energy and mind to the task of doing NOTHING for the sake of the holiday!