o This is REG MORRIS DAY. In 1988 Reg Morris of Walsall, England, crawled on his hands and knees a world record 28.5 miles. You may recall that three years earlier Reg carried a brick 61 miles. ***MARLAR: Okay, maybe you WON’T recall that… because nobody cares!!!
o Today is NATIONAL LASAGNA DAY. ***MARLAR: There is nothing funny to say about this one – I believe we should all, out of a deep feeling of respect, celebrate it though.
o Today is NATIONAL PHOTOGRAPH YOUR CHILDREN WHEN THEY’RE NOT LOOKING DAY. ***MARLAR: My parents did that to my brother while he was potty-training… and then used the photos to blackmail him when he was in junior-high school.
o Today is BAJDKBAM DAY, a day to act silly and goofy. ***MARLAR: Or just SOUND silly and goofy trying to pronounce the word “bajdkbam”.