Next time you run through your checklist of things you don’t want to forget when you go on vacation, be
Tag: Darren Marlar
Fake friends…
o Today is CUBBYHOLE APPRECIATION DAY. ***MARLAR: I remember cubbyholes in kindergarten… hated them. Then, in my first radio job, instead
Pet Airways?
This plane had just two wings, but lots of noses and tails. It’s the first flight for Pet Airways —
Happy Bajdkbam Day!
o This is REG MORRIS DAY. In 1988 Reg Morris of Walsall, England, crawled on his hands and knees a world
Maybe they are just big boned?
Mississippi continues its five-year streak as the fattest state, snapping the fat-race tape with a 32.5 percent obesity rate. And
Mmm, a milk chocolate shampoo burger!
o Today is NATIONAL SHAMPOO OUTDOORS DAY. ***MARLAR: My dad likes to do it by playing in the sprinkler. He’s such
He was shopping for the BEAR necessities…
An 86-year-old California man thought he was being robbed when he woke to a strange noise coming his kitchen early
Did you just MOON me?
• Tonight is OVER THE MOON NIGHT, the night each year when legend says cows get really jumpy. ***MARLAR: The
Don’t try this to get out of working…
Some people fake a stomach flu and call in sick. Some people say they ran out of gas or got
Coffee milkshakes, BAY-BEE!
Today is NATIONAL COFFEE MILKSHAKE DAY. ***MARLAR: Take your love for coffee and your love for iced coffee and kick