Today’s Weird Holidays – October 05, 2012

Today is NATIONAL NOISY MUNCHING DAY, a day to annoy others by eating ice, pickles, chips, anything crunchy and loud.  ***MARLAR: That’s my normal diet anyway.

Today is BE NICE TO LAWYERS DAY.  ***MARLAR: Or they’ll sue.

Today is LONG WALK DAY.  ***MARLAR: Something people love to tell lawyers, usually involving a short pier.

Today is DO SOMETHING NICE DAY.  ***MARLAR: Like tell a lawyer to take a long walk off a short pier.

Today is NATIONAL DEPRESSION SCREENING DAY.  ***MARLAR: What doesn’t make sense to me is that you can go in to get tested for depression, and the results could be “positive” – meaning you’re depressed.  But the tests could come out “negative” – and that SOUNDS depressing.

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