SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A VAMPIRE…
Comes over and asks to borrow a cup of plasma
Refuses to use sharpened pencils
One closet dedicated to SPF-8000 sunblock
This weekend, is having a “Taste the neighbors” party
Favorite baseball team: the Reds
When you invited him over for steaks, he cringed
Bumper sticker on his car: “B-positive”