Today is NATIONAL SAUSAGE PIZZA DAY. ***MARLAR: And I’m somewhat upset that the radio station is not reimbursing me for the visual aids I brought in for it.
SNIPE HUNTING SEASON begins tonight. ***MARLAR: Good luck, boys and girls – be sure to send me a photo of your snipe once you bag one!
Today is MY PARTY DAY. ***MARLAR: “And I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you.” I can only assume this refers to someone celebrating a birthday that requires black balloons.
Today is DR. PEPPER BAKED BEANS APPRECIATION DAY. ***MARLAR: I’ve yet to try it this – just not brave enough yet. I like Dr. Pepper, and I like baked beans, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they are good together. I like dogs… I like food… but I do not like dog food! Then again, I’ve not been brave enough to try that either.
NATIONAL PET PEEVE WEEK begins today. ***MARLAR: Pet peeve number one… people telling me that something I don’t find appealing is actually great and that I really SHOULD love it. Like, say, Dr. Pepper Baked Beans.