INTERNATIONAL STUTTERING AWARENESS DAY. ***MARLAR: Why does a word like “stuttering” have so many S’s and T’s in it? That’s just cruel.
Today is NATIONAL PUMPKIN SLUSH DAY. ***MARLAR: Isn’t this something you find in the street the day after Halloween? Pumpkin Slush: it sounds like a new Slurpee flavor at 7-Eleven, doesn’t it?
This is NATIONAL SCHOOL BUS SAFETY WEEK. ***MARLAR: Great vehicles for creating pumpkin slush.
Today is NATIONAL NUT DAY. ***MARLAR: Thank you, very much.
Speaking of nuts, today is WORLD’S END DAY. According to religious leader William Miller, the world will end on this date in 1844. ***MARLAR: Gee, I hope he’s not right.
Today is NATIONAL BARBER DAY. ***MARLAR: Unless the world really did end in 1844 – at which point you probably don’t need a barber.