Weird Holidays – October 22, 2012

INTERNATIONAL STUTTERING AWARENESS DAY. ***MARLAR: Why does a word like “stuttering” have so many S’s and T’s in it?  That’s just cruel.

Today is NATIONAL PUMPKIN SLUSH DAY. ***MARLAR: Isn’t this something you find in the street the day after Halloween?  Pumpkin Slush: it sounds like a new Slurpee flavor at 7-Eleven, doesn’t it?

This is NATIONAL SCHOOL BUS SAFETY WEEK. ***MARLAR: Great vehicles for creating pumpkin slush.

Today is NATIONAL NUT DAY.  ***MARLAR: Thank you, very much.

Speaking of nuts, today is WORLD’S END DAY. According to religious leader William Miller, the world will end on this date in 1844.  ***MARLAR: Gee, I hope he’s not right.

Today is NATIONAL BARBER DAY.  ***MARLAR: Unless the world really did end in 1844 – at which point you probably don’t need a barber.

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