NATIONAL BABY SAFETY WEEK begins today. ***MARLAR: I’d think this would be a year-round kind of thing, but that’s just my opinion.
Today is TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.
This is NATIONAL CHIROPRACTIC WEEK. ***MARLAR: Which, ironically, helps you talk like a pirate. Once he cracks your bones it’s hard not to yell, “Aaaarrrrr…”
Today is MAKE A SCARECROW DAY. ***MARLAR: Last Halloween I dressed a scarecrow up to look like me. Kids were too frightened to knock on the door.