Today is THROW AWAY SOMETHING DAY. Or give away something if you prefer. It’s a day to reduce the clutter in your life.
Today is OBSERVE THE SPEED LIMIT DAY, a day to slow down and see if you can drive legally for 24 hours, and then declare yourself a Law-Abiding Citizen. ***MARLAR: Although around here I think driving the speed-limit is called “impeding the flow of traffic.”
Today is GET OUT OF TOWN DAY. ***MARLAR: Just obey the speed limit when doing so because…
Today is NATIONAL ROAD WARRIOR DAY. ***MARLAR: Need I say more?