1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Supposedly I was named after some neighbor kid.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A few months ago when suffering from depression.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not particularly, but it gets the job done.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Lean sliced turkey
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not, I’m a bit too anti-social
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Sarcasm… what the heck is SARCASM?!?
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I think so, but I can’t see them – would you mind giving them a look-see?
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Not if you paid me.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I float between Cheerios, frosted Cheerios, and Cocoa Pebbles
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? You assume I use laces at all – it’s Velcro for me, baby!
(HEY, WHERE IS QUESTION #12?!?)
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Mint chocolate chip – although I usually opt for vanilla if I’m getting toppings.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? smiles
15. RED OR PINK? Neither… can I choose blue or black instead?
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My fat chest and gut
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My best friend, Chris, from High School.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Not particularly – I don’t have that kind of time to be reading random stuff about people I don’t know.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans, black Velcro sneakers
(UH, WHERE THE HECK IS QUESTION #20?!?!?)
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My own radio show, streaming online at 101qfl.com!
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I’d be the pea-green crayon because nobody ever uses that stupid color and my life would be longer!
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? cooking sausage, or fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my dad
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? None – if I had to answer I guess it’d be the Super Bowl
27. HAIR COLOR? Orange (I’d say red, but have you SEEN redheads – that ain’t red, it’s orange!)
28. EYE COLOR? Green/Blue
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
30. FAVORITE FOOD? pizza
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? How about both? Scary movies with happy endings! No… better yet, romantic movies that scare the crap out of you at the end!
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Werewolf (back from like 1952)
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Brown
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter… in the SOUTH.
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs
(36 NORMALLY COMES AFTER 36, RIGHT? SO WHERE IS IT?)
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Me, if my life depends on it.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Me, if my life doesn’t depend on it. Then again, here I am responding!
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Bible. Also a HUGE fan of the book, “The Screwtape Letters”
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? no pousepad, I use a trackball.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? “Leverage” TV show
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? My wife, Robin, saying “breakfast is ready!”
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles… I can’t stand the stones!
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Florida
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Standup comedy?
46 WHERE WERE U BORN? Christina: Kansas City, MO
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? My own. Gee, I can’t wait to see how I respond to these questions!
48. WHERE DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE? At KCNW Radio, she came in to win a prize – and won ME!