What? FoxNews.com does a feature looking at the ten “craziest redheads” and I don’t make the list? How is L. Ron Hubbard or Julia Roberts crazier than I am? Sure, I totally admit that I’ll never be as nuts as Carrot Top or Lindsey Lohan – but c’mon, how can I be less crazy than Nicole Kidman? Really? Nicole Kidman?!!