LA Clippers no longer for sale?
Man breaks into zoo to ride on crocodile – NOT a smart idea!
$3-million of stolen shoes found in Kentucky!
Border still needs fixing. (Duh!)
Man steals shopping cart full of meat!
What do you do if a dog poops during your long-distance flight?
Son jailed with dad – both on death row!
Elderly couple gets the upper hand on a robber!
Fat people die younger. (Thank you, Captain Obvious!)
Do you have change for a one-million-dollar bill?