Darren Marlar’s WEIRD HOLIDAYS – August 01, 2013

Today is MAKE SOME OLD-FASHIONED LEMONADE DAY, squeezing real lemons and using real sugar and real water.  ***MARLAR: When I was growing up I thought lemonade was made by just adding water.  Go figure.  And why do they use artificial lemon flavoring with the lemonade mixes, but use real lemons for cleaning products?  Now if I want an authentic lemonade I have to use a twist of Mop-n-Glow!

Today is NATIONAL ICE CREAM SANDWICH DAY.  ***MARLAR: Personally, I prefer mine on pumpernickel – but that’s just me.

PSYCHIC WEEK begins today.  ***MARLAR: But then, if you’re a psychic you already knew that.

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