The CHILI DOG DAYS OF SUMMER begin today for people who like hot stuff regardless of the weather.
Today is NATIONAL CREAMSICLE DAY. ***MARLAR: The perfect dessert to go along with your chili dog!
1981: The BBC recording of the Royal Wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana became the #1 album in Britain. ***MARLAR: How is that possible? My wife can’t even get me to sit down for 30 minutes to watch our wedding video! Why would anyone want to sit and listen to a recording of someone else’s wedding?!?
Today is NATIONAL HUSBANDS IN LOVE DAY. ***MARLAR: Tip #1 – don’t make stupid remarks about how you hate watching your wedding video with your wife. (Aside from that, just pretend today is Valentine’s Day, guys – that should cover you. Assuming you didn’t screw that up last February.)
Today is INTERNATIONAL NAGGING DAY, a day to celebrate and remember the gift of positive nagging. ***MARLAR: Which you’ll get a lot of if you screw up National Husbands in Love Day by getting your wife a chili dog and creamsicle.