Today is AVIATION DAY, always on Orville Wright’s birthday. He was born in Dayton, Ohio, August 19, 1871. ***MARLAR: And for the uneducated, no – Aviation Day has nothing to do with birds.
Today is PENGUIN AWARENESS DAY. ***MARLAR: One of the few birds that won’t be celebrating Aviation Day.
Today is ZELLA DAY, honoring all ladies named Zella. ***MARLAR: And that constitutes a whopping ZERO for our audience.