(As heard on AM1160, WYLL in Chicago!)
Today is STILL NEED TO DO DAY, a time to remember dreams and fantasies and remember that time runs out. Do it today! ***MARLAR: My dream has always been to find a job that requires practically no work, no responsibility, but I still get a paycheck. Mission accomplished!
Today is WORLD SAUNTERING DAY, a day to discourage jogging, lollygagging, sashaying, fast walking, and trotting. ***MARLAR: Apparently shuffling is still okay though.
Today is NATIONAL MARSHMALLOW MUNCHING DAY. ***MARLAR: Anyone ever play “Chubby Bunnies”?
Tonight is SPOOKY STORIES APPRECIATION NIGHT. ***MARLAR: Last year my wife scared the tar out of me on this night. She told me her mother was coming for the weekend – and was going to cook. (Maybe you can come up with a spooky story about sauntering marshmallows.)