Today is the BIRTHDAY OF THE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
Today is NATIONAL HOT FUDGE SUNDAE DAY. ***MARLAR: As if you need an excuse.
NATIONAL SALAD WEEK. ***MARLAR: Which goes terribly with hot fudge.
Today is BE ADAMANT ABOUT SOMETHING DAY. ***MARLAR: Like about getting a hot fudge sundae!
Today is PARENTS DAY, paying tribute to parents whose devotion to their children strengthens our society and forms the foundation for a bright future for America. ***MARLAR: That’s all well and good, but haven’t we already covered this with Mothers Day and Fathers Day? Kinda redundant, isn’t it? Plus we have Grandparents Day – which is essentially just Parents-Of-Parents Day.
Today is FEED THE COUNTRY DUCKS DAY. ***MARLAR: That either means to feed the ducks when you’re out in the country, or to feed our entire nation duck for dinner.