Darren Marlar’s WEIRD HOLIDAYS – Julyu 25, 2013

Today is the BIRTHDAY OF THE BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Today is NATIONAL HOT FUDGE SUNDAE DAY. ***MARLAR: As if you need an excuse.

NATIONAL SALAD WEEK. ***MARLAR: Which goes terribly with hot fudge.

Today is BE ADAMANT ABOUT SOMETHING DAY. ***MARLAR: Like about getting a hot fudge sundae!

Today is PARENTS DAY, paying tribute to parents whose devotion to their children strengthens our society and forms the foundation for a bright future for America.  ***MARLAR: That’s all well and good, but haven’t we already covered this with Mothers Day and Fathers Day?  Kinda redundant, isn’t it?  Plus we have Grandparents Day – which is essentially just Parents-Of-Parents Day.

Today is FEED THE COUNTRY DUCKS DAY.  ***MARLAR: That either means to feed the ducks when you’re out in the country, or to feed our entire nation duck for dinner.

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