Today is WIGGLE YOUR TOES DAY. ***MARLAR: Can you do it? Good… let’s move on then…
Today is SHAPELY CHICKEN DAY. In 1906, patent #828,227 was issued for the chicken treadmill, a device designed to keep chickens in good physical condition by forcing them to exercise while eating. ***MARLAR: Since when do we want skinnier chickens?
Today is NATIONAL ROOT BEER FLOAT DAY.
Today is NATIONAL PAMPER YOURSELF DAY. ***MARLAR: Which you can do with a root beer float!
Today is NATIONAL FRESH BREATH DAY. ***MARLAR: Is my breath okay? (Blow into microphone.) Well?