@DarrenMarlar’s WEIRD HOLIDAYS – July 22, 2013

Today is INTERNATIONAL CHILDBIRTH AWARENESS DAY.  ***MARLAR: Okay, raise your hands if you think you might need to be made aware that you’re experiencing childbirth.

In SAN FRANCISCO IT’S PREPAREDNESS DAY.  ***MARLAR: Possibly to prepare Rice-a-Roni – the San Francisco treat?

Today is HURRICANE SUPPLICATION DAY IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.  ***MARLAR: Be sure to get in line and get your supply of hurricanes before they’re all gone!

Today is NATIONAL SQUIRT A PIGEON DAY.  ***MARLAR: It’s payback for them squirting our cars the rest of the year.

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