Today is INTERNATIONAL CHILDBIRTH AWARENESS DAY. ***MARLAR: Okay, raise your hands if you think you might need to be made aware that you’re experiencing childbirth.
In SAN FRANCISCO IT’S PREPAREDNESS DAY. ***MARLAR: Possibly to prepare Rice-a-Roni – the San Francisco treat?
Today is HURRICANE SUPPLICATION DAY IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. ***MARLAR: Be sure to get in line and get your supply of hurricanes before they’re all gone!
Today is NATIONAL SQUIRT A PIGEON DAY. ***MARLAR: It’s payback for them squirting our cars the rest of the year.