How are your toes workin’?

o Today is WIGGLE YOUR TOES DAY.  ***MARLAR: Can you do it?  Good… let’s move on then…

o Today is SHAPELY CHICKEN DAY.  In 1906, patent #828,227 was issued for the chicken treadmill, a device designed to keep chickens in good physical condition by forcing them to exercise while eating.  ***MARLAR: Since when do we want skinnier chickens?

o Today is NATIONAL ROOT BEER FLOAT DAY.

o Today is NATIONAL PAMPER YOURSELF DAY.  ***MARLAR: Which you can do with a root beer float!

o Today is NATIONAL FRESH BREATH DAY.  ***MARLAR: Is my breath okay? (Blow into microphone.)  Well?

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