Today is HOMEMADE BREAD DAY, a day to make bread at home. ***MARLAR: Hence the name “Homemade Bread” right? Sheesh.
Today is NATIONAL TAKE A HIKE DAY. ***MARLAR: Not to be confused with “Tell Someone To Take A Hike Day” which might end up getting you into a bit of trouble.
Today is PUBLIC RESTROOM HAND DRYER APPRECIATION DAY. ***MARLAR: I absolutely appreciate the hand dryer. Remember those old never-ending cloth towel thingies? Stains all over it from 1952. And then you see the sign, “Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work.” The same guys in the back room making your pizza used that Shroud of Charmin a few minutes earlier!
Today is NATIONAL FARM JOKE DAY, a day when farmers try not to take themselves seriously. And here’s one to get you started…
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!”
The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”
One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said, ‘Unbelievable! A talking chicken!'”