Today is NATIONAL LOLLIPOP DAY.
Today is MOON DAY, marking man’s first landing on the moon on this date in 1969 when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed their lunar module Eagle. ***MARLAR: It was one small step for man, one giant waste of tax dollars for mankind because we didn’t find any cheese.
Today is CLEAT DANCING DAY, a day to see how much fun it is, if any, to tap dance while wearing baseball cleats. ***MARLAR: It might also be Lawsuit Day if you try this stunt on the hotel ballroom’s dance floor.