Politically Correct Santa Claus?

There’s controversy over a new version of the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas where mention of Santa Claus smoking a pipe has been removed. The editor said she wanted Santa to set a better example.

***MARLAR: Right.  Because horking down a million cookies a night with 30,000 tons of milk an eggnog, keeping you a morbidly obese bulk who forces poor reindeer in the freezing cold to haul your bloated butt hundreds of thousands of miles in a single night is NOT setting a bad example.

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