Super Bowl Boredom

Getting tired of the same old Super Bowl year after year?  I am.  So here are a few ideas to liven it up a bit.

  • Halftime entertainment… the televised invasion of Canada.
  • Replace the football with a monkey.
  • When refs blow a call, they get a pie in the face.
  • End-zone/touchdown dances must be accompanied by praise music.
  • Two words: Land mines!
  • New penalty for delay of game includes the team coach getting a noogie.
  • At halftime, one lucky fan will be chosen to be the new Governor of Illinois.

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