SUPER BOWL MONDAY…

SUPER BOWL MONDAY…

A group calling themselves SBM (for Super Bowl Monday) has started a petition to have the Monday following each Super Bowl designated as a federal holiday.  While it’s not a totally bad idea, it is a bit ridiculous to give everyone a day off just because of a sporting event the day before.  If it’s that easy to get a holiday, here are a few more suggestions…

  • Annual “Week after Thanksgiving When I’m Bloated And Wish I Hadn’t Eaten So Much” Week.  ***MARLAR: If I have to feel like that, I at least want to feel like that on my couch!
  • Annual “Day After Groundhog’s Day” Day.  ***MARLAR: If I wake up and see my shadow, I shouldn’t have to go in to work.
  • December 26th.  ***MARLAR: When else are we going to return all of the crud we received for Christmas that we don’t want to keep?
  • Easter Monday.  ***MARLAR: It’s not fair to anyone that a national holiday always falls on a Sunday.  We need to get at least ONE day off for it.
  • Veterans Day.  ***MARLAR: All veterans get the day off with pay… period.  If you have veterans in your family, that counts too.  And so does ever watching a war movie.  Or even thinking about watching one.

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