Things You Wish You Hadn’t Heard During Thanksgiving Dinner

THINGS YOU WISH YOU HADN’T HEARD DURING THANKSGIVING DINNER

o    Did you know that a turkey will eat his own excrement?

o    And to think I was gonna throw all this stuff away last Thanksgiving.

o    I’m thankful that the authorities still haven’t caught me or found the evidence in the basement.

o    I call the head.

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