Monday, November 26, 2012
ONLY 29 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!
Today is NATIONAL CAKE DAY. ***MARLAR: So long as it isn’t fruitcake. You have to have some standards.
Today is CUT YOUR OWN CHRISTMAS TREE DAY. ***MARLAR: Every time I do so the cops show up.
Today is NATIONAL DON’T UTTER A WORD DAY, a reminder to talkers that listeners usually get tired of listening long before talkers get tired of talking. ***MARLAR: In fact, you’re probably tired of listening to me talking about this right now… so I’ll shut up.