TODAY IS MONDAY – NOVEMBER 19, 2012
(NOTE: Some holidays may be duplicated due to various calendars reporting conflicting dates)
WEIRD, WACKY, STRANGE, ZANY, ODD, BIZARRE, QUIRKY, UNUSUAL HOLIDAYS!
THERE ARE ONLY 35 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.
There are only 35 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS. ***MARLAR: And I haven’t had any requests from any of you asking for my Christmas wish list; do you just not care?
Today is NATIONAL ALLIGATOR WRESTLING DAY. ***MARLAR: Please, this is Chicago – we don’t even wrestle over alligator bags.
Today is NATIONAL CARBONATED BEVERAGE WITH CAFFEINE DAY. ***MARLAR: Still waiting for Pepsi to come out with a carbonated coffee.
Today is NATIONAL PENCIL APPRECIATION DAY. ***MARLAR: I don’t think I’ve used a pencil once since leaving college. What I appreciate more than anything is not having to constantly look for a sharpener.
Today is HAVE A BAD DAY DAY, a day for all the grouches who can’t stand being told constantly to have a nice day. ***MARLAR: So, from the bottom of our hearts, please, have rotten day.
Today is MOUTHWASH MIXING DAY, a day to mix portions of two or more brands of mouthwash just to see if they taste better. ***MARLAR: But then, it can’t taste much worse, can it?
Today is WORLD TOILET DAY. ***MARLAR: Talk about a community toilet! Can you imagine being the guy in charge of cleaning the “World Toilet”?
THAWING TIPS… DO NOT THAW YOUR TURKEY AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!! That allows bacteria to grow, and you don’t want to make yourself or you family sick for Thanksgiving!
- Refrigerator Thawing: Thaw your turkey in unopened wrapper, breast-side up, on a tray in the refrigerator. For every four pounds of turkey, allow at least one day of thawing.
- Cold Water Thawing: Place turkey in unopened wrapper, breast down and cover completely with cold tap water. Change the water every 30 minutes to keep surface of the turkey cold. Estimate minimum thawing time to be 30 minutes per pound for a whole turkey.
TODAY IS ALSO. . .
Rocky and Bullwinkle Day