o Today is BEST FRIEND’S DAY, a day to do something fun with your best friend. ***MARLAR: It’s not like you’d get together with your best friend just for the heck of it now, would you?
o NATIONAL FAILURES DAY. ***MARLAR: They have yet to organize a successful celebration.
o Today is NATIONAL RELAXATION DAY, an excuse for every overworked, underpaid person to do what they’d rather be doing.