This is TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR TV WEEK. ***MARLAR: Isn’t that what the remote control is for?
Today is SHARE A BANANA SPLIT WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE DAY. ***MARLAR: I have to admit, I’m not sure I love anyone that much.
Today is KISS DAY. ***MARLAR: The act of affection that is… not the rock group. (And I might actually kiss you if you bring me a banana split!) This is KISS DAY because in 1984, Eddie Levin and Delphine Crha finished history’s longest kiss in Chicago. The couple kissed for 17 days 10.5 hours, then celebrated their new record… with a kiss. And got their braces stuck together again.
This is NATIONAL DOG WEEK. ***MARLAR: Combine the week with Kiss Day at your own risk.