NATIONAL NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION RECOMMITMENT DAY. ***MARLAR: That’s right, you get another chance this year to feel like a complete failure.
This is NATIONAL BATHROOM READING WEEK. ***MARLAR: This is mostly for the women listening… because for the guys, it’s always Bathroom Reading Week.
This is NATIONAL DOG HOUSE REPAIRS MONTH. ***MARLAR: Very popular with the husbands that spend a lot of time there.
This is CELL PHONE COURTESY MONTH, a time to remind cell phone users to hush once in a while. ***MARLAR: That’s assuming you can get them off their cell phone long enough to tell them about it.
Today is NATIONAL GINGER SNAP DAY. ***MARLAR: Isn’t that the reason “Gilligan’s Island” went off the air?
Today is COURT-TV DAY… it debuted on this day, July 1st, 1991. ***MARLAR: And now a list of a few other things that have made us generally worse off as a country…
The price of gas and movie tickets
“No Turn on Red” signs
The word “wazzup”
Sweater sets for dogs
Meatless hot dogs
Spam (both kinds)