Today is LEFTOVER BURPING DAY, a day for those who ate too much barbecue and potato salad on the 4th to try to regain some semblance of belly control. ***MARLAR: I gain belly control with a full-body girdle. It works wonders.
Today is NATIONAL APPLE TURNOVER DAY. ***MARLAR: Okay, so now it’s stem down. Now what?
Today is INDEPENDENCE DAY IN ALGERIA AND VENEZUELA. ***MARLAR: I wonder if they celebrate by blowing off their fingers too?