TODAY’S WEIRD HOLIDAYS – July 06, 2009

You knew this is NATIONAL ICE CREAM MONTH, didn’t you? Of course they’d only pick a month with 31 days in it.

 

Today is BUY YOURSELF A TOY YOU ALWAYS WANTED AS A CHILD DAY.  ***MARLAR: Like that official Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot range model air rifle…

 

Today is TAKE YOUR WEBMASTER TO LUNCH DAY.  ***MARLAR: For authenticity, tell him you’ll be “downloading” his food and “processing” will take place after the meal.  Maybe take him to KFC… because…

 

Today is NATIONAL FRIED CHICKEN DAY.  ***MARLAR: As if you didn’t have enough at the Independence Day barbeques…

Today is SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY.  ***MARLAR: I appreciate mine only after they’ve met my new official Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle.  And chicken-fried.   

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