TODAY’S WEIRD HOLIDAYS – July 09, 2009

Today is DIET COKE DAY. It was on this day in 1982, that Diet Coke was introduced to the public. ***MARLAR: I love diet sodas, period.  That way I can have a quart of ice cream, a diet Coke, and it’s like I never ate at all. 

 

Today is NATIONAL BLONDE DAY.  ***MARLAR: Now we could go around telling blonde jokes today, but I’m thinking that National Blonde Day is likely a day to respect blondes rather than tell jokes about them. Then again, they are blondes and probably wouldn’t understand the jokes anyway, so feel free to do what you want.

 

This is NUDE RECREATION WEEK. ***MARLAR: Um…. No thanks.

 

 

 

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