Today is NATIONAL FRENCH FRIES DAY. French fries are the most popular food ordered in American restaurants. 22 percent of all U.S. restaurant meals include French-fries. ***MARLAR: Include fries? Heck, half the time fries are my MEAL.
Today is EMBRACE YOUR GEEKNESS DAY, a day to spend endless hours going to strange places on the Internet. ***MARLAR: You can begin at www.darrenmarlar.com.
Today is GRUNTLED WORKERS DAY. ***MARLAR: Not DISgruntled, but simply GRUNTLED. It’s a day to appreciate workers who are happy in their jobs. Assuming you can find any.
Today is CHILDHOOD MEMORIES DAY, a day to try to remember whatever happened to your Hot Wheels, your stuffed animals, your baseball cards, your apple core collection, etc. ***MARLAR: The only memory of my childhood that I have is when my father and I played a game of our own creation called Escape. He’d tie me up in a potato sack and then throw me in the middle of the woods and drove off. He was such a prankster.