This is NATIONAL PART YOUR HAIR CROOKED WEEK. ***MARLAR: Just to see if someone notices. I tried this last year, and my barber didn’t notice and cut my hair with it parted crooked. Now, even after I comb my hair, it still looks like I have bed head.
Today is M&MS ARGUMENT DAY, a day to discuss which is best, Plain, Peanut, or Almond. ***MARLAR: You’ll get no argument from me though – it’s no contest. The best M&Ms are any M&Ms that happen to be within my reach.