NATIONAL RABBIT WEEK begins today, paying tribute to the rabbit as a house pet.
Today is NATIONAL GET OUT OF THE DOG HOUSE DAY. ***MARLAR: Easy for dogs, not so easy for husbands.
This is NATIONAL THERAPEUTIC RECREATION WEEK. ***MARLAR: Does that not sound like the perfect excuse to take the week off? If your boss asks why you’re not in… “Uh, yesterday? Well, I was gone because I had a health appointment for a massage. After all, it’s National Therapeutic Recreation Week.”
And finally, today is CRISIS OF CONFIDENCE DAY. ***MARLAR: Which is what will likely happen when the boss calls your bluff on the whole “therapeutic recreation” excuse.