Today is NATIONAL CORN FRITTERS DAY. ***MARLAR: Here’s an idea – fritter the day away with corn fritters! (Hey, that’s not bad – I should write jingles for Frito-Lay.)
Today is YUGOSLAV PEOPLE’S ARMY TANK UNITS DAY. ***MARLAR: I’m not exactly sure what this holiday is truly about, but it sounds like you’ll want to choose somewhere other than Yugoslavia to spend your summer vacation.