Today is NATIONAL GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE DAY.  ***MARLAR: A popular day with married men.


Today is DISNEYLAND DAY. America’s first theme park opened on this date in 1955 at Anaheim, California.  ***MARLAR: I’ve never been.  I never really cared for amusement parks.  Hamburgers the price of two gallons of gas, the sun frying me to a crisp, and standing in line for an hour and a half in order to ride a roller-coaster for sixty seconds.  No thanks. 


This is CAPTIVE NATIONS WEEK.  ***MARLAR: The ironic thing is that, if you happen to be in a captive nation, you probably will never know your nation is a captive nation and won’t be celebrating Captive Nations Week because, well, you’re in a captive nation and they’d never admit to being a captive nation. 


Today is WEAR CRAZY SOCKS TO WORK DAY.  ***MARLAR: I used to love crazy socks – but I don’t own any now.  I’d like to think it’s because I’ve matured a bit, but the truth is that Robin threw all of my Looney Tunes socks into the trash when she found out I wore Daffy Duck socks during our wedding ceremony. 



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