Today is NATIONAL GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE DAY. ***MARLAR: A popular day with married men.
Today is DISNEYLAND DAY. America’s first theme park opened on this date in 1955 at Anaheim, California. ***MARLAR: I’ve never been. I never really cared for amusement parks. Hamburgers the price of two gallons of gas, the sun frying me to a crisp, and standing in line for an hour and a half in order to ride a roller-coaster for sixty seconds. No thanks.
This is CAPTIVE NATIONS WEEK. ***MARLAR: The ironic thing is that, if you happen to be in a captive nation, you probably will never know your nation is a captive nation and won’t be celebrating Captive Nations Week because, well, you’re in a captive nation and they’d never admit to being a captive nation.
Today is WEAR CRAZY SOCKS TO WORK DAY. ***MARLAR: I used to love crazy socks – but I don’t own any now. I’d like to think it’s because I’ve matured a bit, but the truth is that Robin threw all of my Looney Tunes socks into the trash when she found out I wore Daffy Duck socks during our wedding ceremony.