Today is NATIONAL BAKED BANANAS DAY.
Today is BE NICE TO PEOPLE YOU DON’T LIKE DAY. ***MARLAR: The Christian version of that would be Exodus 23:4-5, “Be kind to your enemies; do good to those who hate you.”
Today is VIOLIN LOVERS DAY. ***MARLAR: I’m not one. In fact, I think nobody should ever play the violin until such a time as they are a virtuoso.
Today is HALFWAY DAY. At noon today, this year will be half gone.
Today is NATIONAL TRY TO FIND YOUR SLINKY DAY.
Today is I FORGOT DAY, a day to make up for all the birthdays, anniversaries, and graduations you forgot during the first half of the year.