NATIONAL NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS RECOMMITMENT DAY. ***MARLAR: That’s right, you get another chance this year to feel like a complete failure.
Today is UNIVERSAL OPPOSITES DAY. Just do the exact opposite of what you ordinarily would do today. ***MARLAR: What’s the opposite of recommitting to my New Year’s resolutions? Whatever it is, I think I’ll do that.
This is NATIONAL BATHROOM READING WEEK. ***MARLAR: This is mostly for the women listening… because for the guys, it’s always Bathroom Reading Week.
This was INTERNATIONAL VOLUNTEERS WEEK. ***MARLAR: But all celebrations were cancelled as they didn’t have enough volunteers to organize the event.