Today is ROCKY ROAD DAY. ***MARLAR: Also known here in Rockford, Illinois as “Alpine Road Appreciation Day.”
This is STEP-PARENTS DAY. ***MARLAR: I have a step-mother, which ironically makes me the red-headed step-child.
Today is YELL “FUDGE” AT THE COBRAS IN NORTH AMERICA DAY. ***MARLAR: I’ve been doing this every year for the past ten years, and it works! When’s the last time you’ve seen a cobra in North America, hmm?