Today is NATIONAL IMPERSONATE AUTHORITY DAY. ***MARLAR: If that means pretending you have the authority to play any song you want regardless of what the Program Director says, then I’m good to go!
Today is NATIONAL CHOCOLATE MACAROON DAY. ***MARLAR: When I first read this I thought it said “Chocolate Macaroni Day.”
Today is PULL YOUR PANTS UP DAY. ***MARLAR: Directed at all the hip-hop fans and gang members. Think about how much easier it’d be to dance, or run away from rival gangs or cops who are chasing you!