Today is NATIONAL FROZEN YOGURT DAY. ***MARLAR: How can you tell when yogurt goes bad? Does it un-curdle? Then again, it probably won’t go bad as quickly if it’s frozen, so never mind.
Today is CHEESE DAY. ***MARLAR: Quick question, why do they have you say “cheese” when taking your picture? Is it because you feel cheesy doing so?
TELEMARKETING AWARENESS WEEK begins today. ***MARLAR: Who is this a problem for? Once they call you in the middle of your family dinner, “presto!” – you’re aware of them.
Today is FROST YOUR HAIR DAY, a day for people who have never frosted their hair to give it a try. ***MARLAR: The tough part for me is choosing what flavor frosting to go with.
Today is HUG YOUR CAT DAY. ***MARLAR: And while you’re holding her, hold her down and frost her hair.