Today is POOP OUT EARLY DAY, a day to fake complete exhaustion to leave early. ***MARLAR: I guess it’d be a bit obvious if I were to suddenly get sleepy now that we’ve publicized this, eh?
Today is LET IT GO DAY. Whatever is bugging you, let it go. ***MARLAR: I don’t know… I’m kinda bugged at the fact that I’m pooped but can’t go home yet.
Today is NATIONAL PIZZAZZ DAY. Add a little pizzazz to your life today. ***MARLAR: Are they KIDDING?!?! I’m too pooped to pizzazz! Can I go home now?
Today is NATIONAL PECAN SANDY DAY. ***MARLAR: I don’t know why, but ever time I hear the word “Sandy” I immediately think of Sandy Duncan. And I’m really in the mood for a Wheat Thin.
Today is MORTICIANS APPRECIATION DAY. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. ***MARLAR: And now for the top pet peeves of morticians…
- Dying in each other’s arms may sound romantic, but to you it just means overtime.
- You’re the best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.
- Nobody visits your booth at junior high “career days.”