Today is ELVIS PRESLEY BOULEVARD DAY. The City of Memphis voted to name a 12-mile portion of the street that passes Graceland in honor of Elvis. Street signs disappeared immediately.
Today is REMOTE CONTROL DAY. ***MARLAR: A favorite observance of couch potatoes everywhere.
Today is WAFFLE IRON DAY. ***MARLAR: It’s not Waffle Day – but Waffle IRON Day. So what fun is that? “Hey, look Bill, I have a shiny waffle iron for you to look at!”